I'm rather middle class society
God's gift to video game notoriety
I always see the movies
The event is never small
The review pages say they've got
The worst director of all

I hate Uwe Boll
I hate Uwe Boll
Such a bad director, Uwe Boll
Horrid Uwe Boll
And he hates Uwe Boll
And she hates Uwe Boll
But we hate Uwe Boll more than them all

And Uwe Boll’s movies are always flopping
His bank account’s never full
And everybody boos and boos again
If his name is on the credits
No one can make it better
Everybody says Uwe’s
The worst director ever

I hate Uwe Boll
I hate Uwe Boll
Such a bad director, Uwe Boll
Horrid Uwe Boll
And he hates Uwe Boll
And she hates Uwe Boll
But we hate Uwe Boll more than them all

Uwe Boll’s movies are a crime
And some are not the best
But when they're watched for mockery
They're Boll’s films that I like best
Uwe Boll’s movies are always flopping
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that Uwe Boll’s films
Should be burned every night

I hate Uwe Boll
I hate Uwe Boll
Such a bad director, Uwe Boll
Horrid Uwe Boll
And he hates Uwe Boll
And she hates Uwe Boll
But we hate Uwe Boll more than them all

And I'm just itching to complain about them
Oh they were such a terrible crime
House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark...

Boll Sucks
Boll Sucks
Boll Sucks
Boll Sucks
Boll Sucks
Boll Sucks