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Song Parodies -> "She's Cold as Ice"

Original Song Title:

"It's Cold as Ice"

Original Performer:

4711 Ice Cologne Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"She's Cold as Ice"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another weird DC character is Killer Frost who has thermal power to freeze anyone and anything. In this scenario, a lusty guy thinks he can thaw her out. Wrong!
Blue-skinned blue-hair whore
Brings me to my knees
She's cold to her core
Not my fantasy to freeze

I break free to warm my bone, take my advice:

She's cold as ice!
She's cold as ice!
Her box is minus
50o Fahrenheit!!!

Best leave her alone
Keep your rocket in your pocket
From her mouth a cold breeze blows!!!


Note: Killer Frost fought Superman, Batman , and Green Lantern. Was in love with a fire dude, the only way she could have a relationship.
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Jeff - March 27, 2017 - Report this comment
I've known cold women in life without the superpower!!!
Rob Arndt - March 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Australian 1970s 4711 Ice Cologne commercial:
https://youtu.be/MszuCHn0k-A

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