I'm Donald Duck
Don't call me Daisy
It's some cross-dressing phase I'm going through
A must - sans drawers
In all the strips
Don't got no dong,
Else feathered, not displayed
I'm Donald Duck, you know, it's my flaw...

I like to freebase
And snort cocaine
I'm just a queen, and brawn you've much, Mickey
It shan't appall you
A little buss
Don't tell Minnie about the two of us
I'm Donald Duck, you know, it's my flaw...

Be quiet
Mouse boys don't quack
Mouse boys don't quack
Mouse boys don't quack
Mouse boys don't quack

I keep this secret
From Uncle Scrooge
I shy from aggravating billionaires
And those espec'lly
Whose heir I am
If known I blowed - he wouldn't leave a groat to me
I'm Donald Duck, you know, it's my flaw...

Huuuu-ey wants to fly-fish with me
Deeeew-ey starboard looks fine
Louuuu-ie boating fun time with three
Maaaa-sters, bait a long line

I'm Donald Duck
I hit on Daffy
He sputters, willing tho' - he's fawning true
My fame it draws
I'm "drake magnet"
Indulge my long
Fetish for web feet, splayed
I'm Donald Duck
I'm Donald Duck!