It's not a lunch, so don't you get it
It's just a silly taste of grown-up food
And just because I salt it up
Don't get me tongs, don't drink the marmalade
It's not a lunch, no no, it needs sauce

I'd like some seafood, but then a hen
That doesn't mean it means that munch to me
So if I salt food, don't take a fudge
Don't tell your friends about the tuna stuff
It's not a lunch, no no, it needs sauce

Keep diet, big boys don't dine, big boys don't dine, big boys don't dine, big boys don't dine, big boys don't dine, big boys don't dine

I keep a pitcher of alcohol
It hides the nasty taste that's frying there
So don't you ask me to give a snack
I know you know it doesn't mean that munch to me
It's not a lunch, no no, it needs sauce

Ooh you'll wait on long line to eat
Ooh you'll wait on long line
Ooh you'll wait on long line to eat
Ooh you'll wait on long line

It's not a lunch, so don't you get it
It's just a silly taste of grown-up food
And just because I salt it up
Don't get me tongs, don't drink the marmalade
It's not a lunch, IT'S NOT A LUNCH!