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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not A Nazi"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not In Love"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not A Nazi"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Max Mosley (Oswald's son) is suing after revelations about sado-masochistic shenanigans with prostitutes. The original story is still front page at the "News of the World" website at the time of writing

Pacing note: although "love" and "Nazi" don't usually have the same number of syllables, the OS consistently has love sung as "luh-huhve", with two (or more) syllables, so I reckon it's a good enough fit.
I'm not a Nazi
So don't suggest it
It's just a silly game with prostitutes
And just because we were dressed up
It doesn't mean I'm mean and like Daddy
I'm not a Nazi, oh no
It's because...

I'm into sado-
Thigh-high jackboots, leather whips and things
And if you beat me (oh, yes!)
Won't make a fuss
Don't tell the press about the SS stuff
I'm not a Nazi, oh no
I'm a toff

(Sei ruhig, big boy, don't cry)
(Big boy, don't cry) [repeated with swishing cane and whip noises]

You keep me handcuffed
Against the wall
Now there's a nasty stain where I was bare
So flagellate me, all down my back
You know I love it when my buttocks bleed
Ich bin kein Nazi, nicht wahr
I paid whores...

Ooh, they wouldn't do this for free
Ooh, I'll have a good time

Ooh, I paid a lot of money-hee
Ooh, it's such a good time

I'm not a Nazi
So don't suggest it
Because I'll get so crazed I'm gonna sue
And I will say you made it up
I'll say you're wrong: that's not how I got laid

I'm not a Nazi.. I'm not a Nazi

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Jason - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good, though I think your parody's title has an extra syllable.
Phil Alexander - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I thought I explained that at the top...
Meriadoc - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Peregrin - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Ja! Das ist gut, Phil. Füllen Sie die Presse, wir an, sollten Nazin in der LageSEIN, zu tun, was auch immer wir wünschen.

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