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Song Parodies -> "Redneck Holiday"

Original Song Title:

"Dreadlock Holiday"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Redneck Holiday"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

I was cooking the possum stew
Concentrating on fire
I heard a shot from the distant woods
and the hounds barking louder
Them cousins Bubba, and Zeke
gone hunting with my brother
They come to me and dragged a deer
keep bragging to each other

They said:
We don't like hunting oh no
We love it
We don't like hunting no no
We love it
Don't you walk thru my woods
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk thru my woods
'Cause you may just get shot yet...

Well they climbed on the pick-up truck
Zeke pressed the gas pedal
They went running upon the ridge
Heard clanking of metal
Saw cousin Lurleen, her sons
two youngsters of three and four
They looked me up and in my pot
they asked if they'd get some more

They said:
I don't like possum oh no
I love it
I don't like possum no no
I love it
I said: Don't you walk to my pot
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk to my pot
'Cause you ain't gotten none yet

In evening we went then by the lake
Bubba rolled in the moonshine
Jack took his banjo and Zeke guitar
we played bluegrass... well, some kind
Saw cousin Polly, she asked me
if I had something for her
"You got some mushrooms? Or pot?
Or moonshine or some harder?"

She said:
Don't like white lightning -
I love it
Don't like white lightning -
I love it
Don't you drink all my juice
You got to show some respect
Don't you drink all my juice
'Cause you ain't gotten 'nough yet

I don't like hunting
- I love it (Redneck Holiday!)
I don't like possum
- I love it (Redneck Holiday!)
Don't like white lightning
- I love it (Redneck Holiday!)

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Lionel Mertens - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I aint comin it der aints gonna be no possums on de grill. 5's

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