instrumental intro

Too many spoken parts for Limbaugh to deliver
Too many dittoheads have all refused to see
No need to think when Rush gives them advice
The things they do for Rush
(The things they do for Rush)

Indoctrination means that Rush gives all the answers
Can one be dumber than his callers on the phone?
They're taking turns at being the biggest clown
The things they do for Rush
(The things they do for Rush)

They're talking all insane on his show
Rush says, "I told you so"
Can't help feeling that this charlatan is lying
And he's cooking up the answers with his lies
You think you're gonna throw up
Then say, "Rush, why don't you grow up?"

Ooh, you made me loathe you
Ooh, just go away
Ooh, you had me calling
You a bore...

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Some sound advice would surely help to heal the nation
But dare to disagree with Rush and he will start
To use his dittoheads to advertise
The things they do for Rush
(The things they do for Rush)

They're talking all insane on his show
Rush says, "I told you so"
Can't help feeling that this charlatan is lying
And he's cooking up the answers with his lies
You think you're gonna throw up
Then say, "Rush, why don't you grow up?"

Ooh, you made me loathe you
Ooh, just go away
Ooh, you had me calling
You a bore...

Some sound advice would surely help to heal the nation
But dare to disagree with Rush and he will start
To use his dittoheads to advertise
The things they do for Rush
(The things they do for Rush)
The things they do for Rush
(The things they do for Rush)
The things they do for Rush
(The things they do for Rush)
The things they do for Rush
(The things they do for Rush)