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Song Parodies -> "13"
Original Song Title:
"My Queen"
Original Performer:
Zantha (Music of Africa)
Parody Song Title:
"13"
Parody Written by:
Oofle McGoofle
The Lyrics
Brotha Cain
Done lost his mind
Another claim
But worse this time
2+2 does equal 4
Now another claim
13 years is so much more
Cain smiles, denies again
And again… and again
(Chorus)
An affair of years 13
Cain again is denying
His support is fast dying
Cuz that Motherfu-ker’s lying
First it was the NRA
Two settlements each $40K
Then two women more
More denials... but no way
So he say...
Brotha’s in denial
Says he’ll reassess
Campaign is losing
Makes himself (look like) an ass
An affair of years 13
Cain again is denying
His support is fast dying
Cuz that Motherfu-ker’s lying
Adamant denials
Lawyer contradicts
"Relationship consensual"
While Cain still insists…
… it’s a media machine blitz
Goes into conspiracy theory fits
Why doesn’t he come clean
Show some integrity
He can’t cuz he’ll be divorced
Lose all his (campaign) money
An affair of years 13
Cain again is denying
His support is fast dying
Cuz that Motherfu-ker’s lying
He made his mess
But won’t confess
Claims not addressed
He failed the test
Brotha should never become President
Black folk need not be upset
Done lost his mind
Another claim
But worse this time
2+2 does equal 4
Now another claim
13 years is so much more
Cain smiles, denies again
And again… and again
(Chorus)
An affair of years 13
Cain again is denying
His support is fast dying
Cuz that Motherfu-ker’s lying
First it was the NRA
Two settlements each $40K
Then two women more
More denials... but no way
So he say...
Brotha’s in denial
Says he’ll reassess
Campaign is losing
Makes himself (look like) an ass
An affair of years 13
Cain again is denying
His support is fast dying
Cuz that Motherfu-ker’s lying
Adamant denials
Lawyer contradicts
"Relationship consensual"
While Cain still insists…
… it’s a media machine blitz
Goes into conspiracy theory fits
Why doesn’t he come clean
Show some integrity
He can’t cuz he’ll be divorced
Lose all his (campaign) money
An affair of years 13
Cain again is denying
His support is fast dying
Cuz that Motherfu-ker’s lying
He made his mess
But won’t confess
Claims not addressed
He failed the test
Brotha should never become President
Black folk need not be upset
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Me thinks one more claim and we won't be seeing Mr. Cain again!!!
At this point, his campaign is losing, dropping to single-digit support poll numbers. Cain needs to EXPLAIN or no one will ever consider him for President. No one wants a liar from the start! Obama got away with it with a smile and a Pepsi-derived CHANGE logo!!!
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