This has been reported to ChuckyG. It goes beyond a joke now. This is horrible. You should be ashamed of yourself to have a brain like a sewer.

Agreed with the above commentators. I bet this author is stupider than George W. Bush.

Why is it still here? And what moron gave it 555's?

Go make your own poo site instead, not post your parodies here... 0 scores for you...

I did not leave that second comment. Whoever typed it obviously doesn't know or have his own name.

*begins Simon Cowell impersonation* Absolutely appalling. Utterly atrocious.

I was the first idiot that gave it a 555's vote.

Oh, sorry about that. Still, it kinda sounded like something you might say, so...

By the way, I would very much like to be able to vote zero zero zero on this.

YOU LOSE, POOMASTER! HAVE A NICE DAY

And when TOS was written, it got written under his original name as Cat Stevens, not Yusuf Islam you stupid ignorant moron!

Your over-useage of descriptive words shows your intelligence Jonaphantom. . .not commenting on the parody, but I tend to notice my name, I am reporting this comment as an attack comment as there is no reason for it. . .you are far more offensive than anything Poomaster has released.

I'm going to do something I should have done a long time ago. . .completely ignore you the way you would be ignoring Poomaster's work if your really hated it so much. In fact, I am beginning to think YOU are poomaster. The use of things like "Bowell Beverage" in place of my name and "Poor Inflatulent Trolls" on one of my songs certainly indicates a certain amount of tolerance towards the subject. I don't want to argue, and I frankly won't. . .we clearly have different opinions. . .if I don't like something (notice I'm commenting on very many of his parodies except ones where I see my name) I don't bother reading it. You know what is going to be on these pages, just like you know what to expect from Red Ant, myself, even Kristof and Matthias. Wether we agree with Poomaster's antics or not--none of us are going around trying to ban him from the site. . .but that is my last bit on this. I am just not replying to you until you stop with your rediculous rants. Jason keeps his rants towards his frustration at least, he doesn't take it out on those who disagree, why do you insist on insulting those who disagree with you? Never mind, don't answer that, it's not like I don't know what you are going to say.

No I swear I am not Poomaster. That person likes toilet humour; I don't.

I have to sympathise with BAD here. Jonathan, what you called him was totally uncalled for. Would you like it if someone called you something abusive? Also don't forget I believe these comments carry your IP address, so be careful what you say.

I'm actually going to disagree with everyone here, I (metaphorically) pissed myself laughing.

I'm actually going to disagree with "Some Random Guy." TSB writes better quality parodies than this. In fact, I'd rather read one of his parodies than this piece of garbage. After all, TSB never writes about toilet humour.

Mr 1's, that is true, but then again TSB is like a stuck record, writing about the same stuff over and over and over again.

THANK YOU, MR. 1'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AN OASIS OF COMMON SENSE IN A DESERT OF FOOLISHNESS!!! Sorry, but I greatly appreciate knowing that I'm not the only one here who's sensible enough to NOT like excess toilet humor; it's unappealing and QUITE undignified.

"Back again"...who are you?

I'm guessing "Back again" might be "An Ignorant Piece"...since both their comments contained words in all caps.

Uh, "back again" would be me, guys. I figured if put my name up again, people would blow it off. I put "back again" to make Dave and others LISTEN.

Jon S, without any disrespect I don't think that calling yourself "Back Again" or insulting others will make people sit up and listen to you.

Jason: TSB is autistic, and autistic people tend to focu s on certain topics, so that probably explains it. Of course, I'm autistic, but my parodies are diverse. Also, this seems to be a recent thing for TSB, so in general, his parodies seem pretty diverse to me. poomaster: If you write any Dschinghis Khan parodies about arse poop or stuff like that, I'll vote 1s on every single parody you've written or will write. Capisz? Everyone else: Chill out, dudes. Let's find a reasonable way to sort out our problems, like maybe a disco dance-off or something.