Song Parodies -> "A Reason to Get a New Computer"

Original Song Title:

"I've Seen All Good People"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Yes

Parody Song Title:

"A Reason to Get a New Computer"

Parody Written by:

Holden Caulfield's Bitch

The Lyrics

I was surprised no one had yet parodied this song. This is my first.

I see my computer crash, lose its HD, so mad I'm gonna beat its ass.
I see my computer crash, lose its HD, so mad I'm gonna beat its ass.

Take a big baseball bat to that white metal piece of shit.
Bash that bastard in so much it don't look much like a computer any more.

Cause its time is up, its dead, I'm gonna get a new goddamn cooooommmp
Ain't gonna deal with that shit no more.
Maybe it will have a great clock speed,
And an NVidia.
Use it to be 1337 in Half-Life,
But for that I guess I need DSL
(Maybe it will have a great clock speed)
Yea, yea, yea.

Don't keep it filled with crap you download
From the internet.
Sign up for SETI@Home
Find some extraterrestriaallllssss
With its great
Clock speeed.

Cause its time is up, its dead, I'm gonna get a new goddamn cooooommmp.
Ain't gonna deal with that shit no more.

Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda.
Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda.
(Don't keep it filled with crap you download)
Don't keep it filled with crap you download
From the internet
Sign up for SETI@Home
Find some extraterrestriaallllssss
(with its great clock speeed)

Cause its time is up, its dead, I'm gonna get a new goddamn cooooommmp
Ain't gonna deal with that shit no more

Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda.
Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda.
Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda.
Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda.

Cause its time is up, its dead, I'm gonna get a new goddamn cooooommmp

I see my computer crash, lose its HD, so mad I'm gonna to beat its ass.
I see my computer crash, lose its HD, so mad I'm gonna to beat its ass.
I see my computer crash, lose its HD, so mad I'm gonna to beat its ass.
I see my computer crash, lose its HD, so mad I'm gonna to beat its ass.
I see my computer crash, lose its HD, so mad I'm gonna to beat its ass.
I see my computer crash, lose its HD, so mad I'm gonna to beat its ass.
Yea, yea.
I see my computer crash, lose its HD, so mad I'm gonna to beat its ass.
I see my computer crash, lose its HD, so mad I'm gonna to beat its ass.
I see my computer crash, lose its HD, so mad I'm gonna to beat its ass.
I see my computer crash, lose its HD, so mad I'm gonna to beat its ass.

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Meriadoc - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment

Nothing short of wishing to give a fair vote to a new parodist could have made me download a Yes song...! Pacing is a bit off, but it is a difficult song to pace. Very funny, tho! Hope to see lots more from you in the future!

Peregrine - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment

I can only tell you how honoured you are to have Meriadoc download a Yes song ! I was talking to Merry about Yes recently and let me tell you it was not complimentary ! Keep it up Holden.

Rick D - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Yes is one of my favorite bands, but the lyrics are always so terrible I think we should do our best to improve them, and tick off Dave Westbay.(Big Yes fan) I will be attempting such.

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