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Song Parodies -> "Funky Wal-Mart"

Original Song Title:

"Funky Broadway"

Original Performer:

Wilson Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Funky Wal-Mart"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Every town I go in, there's a store
Name of the store, ha
Funky, Funky Wal-Mart
Down at Wal-Mart
There's an odor
Now, now, name of the odor, now baby
Funky, Funky Wal-Mart
Down at Wal-Mart
There's a crowd, now
Name of the crowd, baby
Wal-Mart Crowd
Down at Wal-Mart, ya
There's a mis-step, ha
Name of mis-step
Funky, Funky Wal-Mart

Wiggle your fat now, baby
Shake your big rear
Show all your tattoos now, baby
Shake, shake, shake, now
You don't care, baby
You don't care now, woman
Shop at Funky Wal-Mart

Lord have mercy

Oh, you got me feelin' awful

Dirty filthy Wal-Mart
Don't I like Wal-Mart, ha
At Wal-Mart, look-ee here
Down at Wal-Mart, there's a woman
Name of the woman, ha
Wal-Mart Woman
Down on Wal-Mart, yeah
There's a man, ha
Name of the man, ow!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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John Barry - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome to. . .5s.
Agrimorfee - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Title grabbed me. You did what you could with that OS!

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