Song Parodies -> "Man Of 1000 Wrestling Moves"

Original Song Title:

"Land Of 1000 Dances"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Man Of 1000 Wrestling Moves"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Every day, cable and regular TV people watch wrestling. Their shows attract top-notch ratings and become idols like wrestlers. Wrestlers know their moves and here are a few examples...

1, 2, 3! (pinned) 1, 2, 3! (pinned)
(bass lick) Ow! Uh! alright! Uh!

I got to know how to chokehold, like i've been told
The Big Showstopper, do the piledriver
put your hand on your neck ya, and do the Kane chokeslam
Do the people's elbow, like Rocky Maivia, Hey!

Uh! na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na
People who are bringing signs help me say it one time.
Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na
OW!

(sax solo)

Wow! Uh! I know you feel alright! Feels pretty good, y'all!
Uh! Huh!
na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na
Come on WWE watchers, say it one more time
na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na
OW!

Wrestling is a habit
with Hardcore Holly
Suplex with Christian
Doing the DDT
Pedigree by triple H
I like it like that
Stone cold stunner
watch me work, y'all
Ow! do it
Wow! do it
Just watch me do it
Ah help me (repeat 4x)

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