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Song Parodies -> "That Cenobite Glowers"

Original Song Title:

"In The Midnight Hour"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wilson Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"That Cenobite Glowers"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Tribute to Pinhead and the whole "Hellraiser" series... To be fair I've only seen "Hellraiser", "Hellbound: Hellraiser II" and "Hellraiser: Bloodline" but in this series if you've seen one you've pretty much seen them all...
Check out his face... that Cenobite glowers
Life must be rough... in that black leather gown
It scares me straight... When souls he devours
He'll leap up from Hell to pounce

He has such strange SIGHTS to show you
From kinky-ass flings you'll be bruised... With his bondage powers
(Nipple clasps!) (OOOOH! Assless chaps!)
So don't cling to that puzzle box, Oh dear!

It seals your fate to get scars and shout
His chains will strangle... your neck tight...
You're gonna hate... when Cenobites glower
Pinhead will shoooooove you while beasts bite

He will rip apart your SOOOUL!
With a bunch of rough freaks, bro
Those Cenobites glower
Oh yeah! Those Cenobites glower...
Yeah! All frights! Flaying your meat makes them proud

What's with his face?! That Cenobite glowers!
They sport spiked glooooooves... And a constant mean frown
You'll get irate... straight from their bondage powers
Voices are gruff... each time you whine... You're doomed to die
It's crazy... You're doomed to die
Since Butterball has rabies... You're doomed to die... That's right!
Back is cut... Or he will pull off... Both your arms...
You're filled with fright... Each time... That Cenobite glowers!
Looks shady when Cenobites glower



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