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Song Parodies -> "I Huff Kitties"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Pretty"
Original Performer:
West Side Story soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"I Huff Kitties"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Credit goes to John A. Barry as well since I used his parody as a base for mine.
Hope he won't hold it against me.
Hope he won't hold it against me.
I huff kitties,
Huff some kitties,
I huff kitties through their mouths so wide.
They’re so skitty,
But I'm not doing it out of spite.
They're so charming
Very warming,
All those fluffy furs one can't just peel,
Love these kitties
Just see for yourselves how they're like eels.
Caught that kitty right above that cupboard,
Trying hard to escape from me.
I need kitty fix—
I have morning stress,
I have lack of style;
Won't set kitty free!
Now they're huffing
Dying, panting,
It is stunning
With sad mewings destroyed
In my bong
Those orange ones will be employed.
Huff some kitties,
I huff kitties through their mouths so wide.
They’re so skitty,
But I'm not doing it out of spite.
They're so charming
Very warming,
All those fluffy furs one can't just peel,
Love these kitties
Just see for yourselves how they're like eels.
Caught that kitty right above that cupboard,
Trying hard to escape from me.
I need kitty fix—
I have morning stress,
I have lack of style;
Won't set kitty free!
Now they're huffing
Dying, panting,
It is stunning
With sad mewings destroyed
In my bong
Those orange ones will be employed.
I did planned few more related parodies but they have been placed in the back burner for the past year. Not huffed yet...
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Thanks for the nod, dare I say it, Meow Max.
How did I guess you would write this? You ARE a cat sniffer after all Max Po*wer
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