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Song Parodies -> "Vice President Cheney"

Original Song Title:

"Gee, Officer Krupke"

Original Performer:

West Side Story

Parody Song Title:

"Vice President Cheney"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

A tale of life in today's America featuring Charlie Decker, Dick Cheney, Sandra Day O'Connor, Bill O'Reilly, an average Republican voter, and the Liberal Chorus, with small cameos from Sean Hannity, Congress and the CIA. Enjoy!
(Charlie Decker):
Dear Vice President Cheney
You gotta understand
Your rhetoric's insan-ey
It's getting out hand
The president's a dummy
The senate's full of schmucks
Golly Moses, naturally we're fucked!

(Liberal Chorus):
Vice President Cheney, we're very upset
We don't have the health care the rest of the first world gets
We ain't rabble rousers,
We're misunderstood
It's your last term, now do some good!

Do some good!

(Liberal Chorus):
Do some good, do some good
Do some selfless good
Like, it's your last term now do some good!

(Dick Cheney, spoken):
Fuck off, you little bastard!

(Charlie, spoken):
I'll report you to the world!

(Cheney, spoken):
I'm protected by free speech!

Dear Sandra Day O'Connor
The future's lookin' bleak
We're almost where 'your honor'
Is a figure of speech
Now Roe v. Wade's in trouble
Were civil rights a fad?
Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so mad!

(Sandra Day O'Connor):
Vice President Cheney, you gave me a scare
This boy is just deluded, there's no need to despair
But once he's turned 30, it oughta be curbed
Young, idealistic - he's disturbed!

I'm disturbed!

(Liberal Chorus):
We're disturbed, we're disturbed
We're the left disturbed
Like, liberty's dying - we're disturbed!

(O'Connor, spoken):
Well, time to collect my pension. Apolitcal judges have officially gone the way of the dodo. Enjoy my replacement, Floyd Burnington*

(Charlie, spoken):
Hey, this means the death of the Constitution!

(O'Connor, spoken):
Take it up with the free press!

The Prez is like a pastor
The Veep assaulted me
The war is a disaster
Environment? No trees!
Most of the free world hates us
Along with those oppressed
Goodness gracious, this nation's a mess!

(Bill O'Reilly):
Shut up you baby, you ignorant slob
Your freedom isn't free - go tell your lib'ral lynch mob!
Your mom is a hooker, you think you are slick?!
You're not just boneheaded, you're sick!

I am sick!

(Liberal Chorus):
We are sick, we are sick
We are sick, sick, sick!
Like, Fox News says it and so we're sick!

(O'Reilly, spoken):
Shut up! Your wacko liberal theories are out of touch. American Liberalism is purely a social disease.

(Charlie, spoken):
Hey, I got a social disease!

(O'Reilly, spoken):
Just go and ask the average voter!

Dear kindly southern voter
You haven't got a buck
Like a stalled NASCAR motor
Y'all are down on your luck
It's not I'm anti-US
I'm only anti-Smirk
Gloryosky, quit being a jerk!

Terror and Islam got us shiverin'
You don't speak for the peeps, you're speaking for Bin Laden!
It ain't just a question of misunderstood
You freedom-haters are no good!

I'm no good!

(Liberal Chorus):
We're no good, we're no good
Christ says we're no good
Like we all hate freedom, we're no good!

The trouble's what he's become!

(Sean Hannity):
The trouble's he's a clod!

(Bill O'Reilly):
The trouble's he hates freedom!

The trouble's he hates God!

The trouble is he's moaning!

The trouble is he groans!

(Liberal Chours):
Cheney, you've got troubles all your own!
Vice President Cheney, we're down on our knees

'Cause no one wants a liberal - it's a social disease

(Liberal Chorus):
Vice President Cheney, our country is sick
Vice President Cheney -
You Dick!
*If you've read "America - The Book," you'll get it.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 26

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alvin rhodes - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
great OS and i love what you've you've done to it...5s plus
Robert J. Pagliaro - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
The tyranny of the majority. Nice job. Bob Citizen United Blue States of America
John Barry - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Ambitious and beautifully executed! 5s
Michael Pacholek - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Everyone thinks "Dick" is short for "Richard." I think it's short for "Disgrace." He's got blood on his face, big disgrace, you kicked his can all over the place.
Sofie Hoimes - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent parody of an already amusing as hell song. I especially liked the last line. Almost as amusing as "Gee, Officer Krupke, Krup you!" I absolutely adore your parodies because the political ones are so honest.
Charlie Decker - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a ton Alvin, Robert, John, Mike and Sofie!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
*gasp!* You said a swear!
Nice stuff, Cheney... I mean, Charlie.
leo jay - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Great, great stuff. Love the 'Prez is like a pastor' section.
Bob Smith - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm gonna be honest; I'm impressed. Nice work.
Dominic L. - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM-Funny parody, 5's! It was easy to sing with the OS
Phil Alexander - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Marvellous - this is a song I've been wanting to do for a while, but never had the subject matter. You've done this superbly, Charlie.
Dumb Ass Kid - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] DKTOS but enjoyed reading it
Vice President dip Cheney - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't think I KTOS but it's a fun parody about me.
Adagio - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I liked O'Reilly's speech the best. 5's
Peter Andersson - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Will there be a whole West Wing Side Story series of parodies after this?
Charlie Decker - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Luke, Leo, Bob, Dominic X2, Phil, DAK, Adagio and Peter.

Peter: I've got some ideas that I've been throwing around for "Right Wing Story." Stay tuned for those ;-)
Adagio: I assure you that it was the easiest and the most fun section to write!
Phil: I know your pain. I had been trying to do the song forever, but it never really came together until now. I'm thrilled that I did it, though. I love how it came out!
Dominic Dominic: Thanks a lot thanks a lot ;-)
Luke: I %$^*@# had a #&(#^ing great &(&@#^ing time writing this peice of &@)#^! So thank you.
Leo: Like most good comedy, it's funny 'cause it's true!
Scathe - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) My apolitical mind is showing because it feels like you used some real occurances that I'm unfamiliar with. Nice work.
Agrimorfee - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Way to go! The Capitol Steps wish they could write stuff like this! 555!!!
Jeff Reuben - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--Excellent stuff here. Well done!
Melhi - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very nicely done!
Johnny D - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) ARRRGHH, Peter stole my West Wing quip! Great job, CD !
Tim Mayfield - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I hear it's the fad to give 5's for good parodies. Here ya go! 5's
Rick C - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Lots of great lines here. Excellent parody....555
Red Ant - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Though I don't keep up on politics that much this was a fun and enjoyable read. Great work on this OS.
Stuart McArthur - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) very creative and pointed, esp. the loaded dialogue between you and O'Reilly - give 'em hell Charlie
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Every time I read stuff like this I feel like I'm missing out on al lthe fun of using 'prez' and 'veep' et al. Still smashing, Charlie.
Arwen - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--unbelievable, Charlie...just excellent!
Adam Eccleshall - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Excellent :-)

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