Song Parodies -> "Its Not A Movie I Would Love"

Original Song Title:

"Groovy Kind Of Love"

Original Performer:

Wayne Fontana And The Mindbenders

Parody Song Title:

"Its Not A Movie I Would Love"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

musical reviews
films that star tom cruise
monsters made of ooze
old flicks lacking hues
romance comedies
hard core porno sleaze
no dom deluise...films, is that clear ?
i don't wanna see
that stuff ain't for me
not a movie i would love
(its not a movie i would love)
its not a movie i would love

anything with gumshoes
anything with kung fu
anything that cher do
no film noir at all
none with sinking ships
none that give me shivers
none with bows and quivers...none with spies
i don't wanna see
that stuff ain't for me
not a movie i would love
(its not a movie i would love)
its not a movie i would love

i don't like cartoons
gunfights set for noon
space flights to the moon
films with richard boone
none that's set on farms
none with clever patter
if there's bloody splatter..i'm not there
i don't wanna see
that stuff ain't for me
not a movie i would love
(its not a movie i would love)
its not a movie i would love

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Red Ant - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment

What type of movies do you like? If "sinking ships" was referring to Titanic, I'm with you 100% on that.

Michael Pacholek - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Gotta agree with Ant: I'm with you on the Titanic movie (see my parody "The Longest Film"), but I can't rate this until I know what movies you DO like.

alvin rhodes - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks red ant and michael...i like documentaries ! ...actually, i love many different kinds of movies...

Paul Robinson - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment

What if each of those movies had a sound track made of parodies about that movie - or at least the particular scene or sequence you were viewing...sort of like a musical "What's Up, Tiger Lilly?"...5's ~ ~ ~ Hey, guess you don't need a movie "Pass", since it looks like you are already taking a "Pass" on all of them ~ ~ ~ OH, I like "docs", too...at least some of them...

Question - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Since the parody deals with multiple movies, shouldn't your title and punch lines use "they're not" instead of "it's not"?

Maya - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment

This is brilliant! Major kudos, and keep 'em coming!!

Kristof Robertson - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment

Brilliant work, Alvin. Makes a wonderful companion piece to Stuart's unsung songs parody. Big 5s

alvin rhodes - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks paul maya and kristof

PMS - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment

I agree with Kristof

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