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Song Parodies -> "Pukin Up Breakfast"
Original Song Title:
"Luckenbach Texas"
Original Performer:
Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson
Parody Song Title:
"Pukin Up Breakfast"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
For my (if she reads this, soon to be ex-) wife Sharon, God bless you honey
There ain't two things my wife makes that are worth eatin
It tastes like burned wood or "Worm Ala Cretin"
I don't need my food from the gourmet sites
But this is wrong and it just might kill me tonight
This is where time fades to black, and I face it, I'm done
Chorus (Wailin)
Cause I been pukin up breakfast, I'm ailin and I really hate the noise
This yucky mess that she's been cookin's got me hurlin
Like the Blair girl not by choice
Between "Rank Innards", "Strained Dog", "Blueberry Glazed Frog"
And two flies cryin out in pain
I been pukin up breakfast
Ain't no way I'll eat this again
So baby let's sell those pots and pans
Buy some food don't taste so bad it's thrown away
This "Goat And Lye" is chokin me
There's no doubt it's Murder Three, I've died all day
I've been busy weepin, cause sup's "Piss And Moan"
Four heave barrage and it's still comin on
This is where time fades to black, and I face it, I'm done
Chorus (Wailin)
Chorus (Willie)
Cause I been pukin up breakfast, I'm ailin and I really hate the noise
This yucky mess that she's been cookin's got me hurlin
Like the Blair girl with more voice
Between "Road Kill And Brains" slop, and "Hairy Stiff Crane" glop
And two flies cryin out in pain
I've been pukin up breakfast
Ain't no way I'll eat this again
It tastes like burned wood or "Worm Ala Cretin"
I don't need my food from the gourmet sites
But this is wrong and it just might kill me tonight
This is where time fades to black, and I face it, I'm done
Chorus (Wailin)
Cause I been pukin up breakfast, I'm ailin and I really hate the noise
This yucky mess that she's been cookin's got me hurlin
Like the Blair girl not by choice
Between "Rank Innards", "Strained Dog", "Blueberry Glazed Frog"
And two flies cryin out in pain
I been pukin up breakfast
Ain't no way I'll eat this again
So baby let's sell those pots and pans
Buy some food don't taste so bad it's thrown away
This "Goat And Lye" is chokin me
There's no doubt it's Murder Three, I've died all day
I've been busy weepin, cause sup's "Piss And Moan"
Four heave barrage and it's still comin on
This is where time fades to black, and I face it, I'm done
Chorus (Wailin)
Chorus (Willie)
Cause I been pukin up breakfast, I'm ailin and I really hate the noise
This yucky mess that she's been cookin's got me hurlin
Like the Blair girl with more voice
Between "Road Kill And Brains" slop, and "Hairy Stiff Crane" glop
And two flies cryin out in pain
I've been pukin up breakfast
Ain't no way I'll eat this again
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You're my hero, Dee; I think you and I are two of the few that have parodied this song on Amiright; I've been to Luckenbach, a great little place if you can find it. Your parody is great.
ps Dee-I'm pretty sure this song was recorded in the 70's, tho
Royce, thanks for your kind comments, and you are right about the 1970's. I need to take mor care when I fill in those blanks. I have never been to Luchenbach, but you make it sound nice
"..two flies cryin out in pain" Hilarious stuff, Dee, glad you found this site!
Rod, thanks, and I'm glad I found this site also. Some very funny people here, stuff as funny as Wierd Al ever wrote, and better too.
Regurgigreat song! "Worm à la Cretin"--wonderful
Thanks John
You done Willie right by this 'un. As a fellow Texas resident I find this parody in very good taste, unlike the cuisine you write about. Such a yummy treat, Dee. Well done.
Guy, thanks
Another fine job, Dee. 5's...
Paul, thank you
"Pukin up Breakfast" is a HIT! the OS is so annoying to me, I love what you did with it. 555
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