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Song Parodies -> "Send Dorsey, Zuck and Guthrie"

Original Song Title:

"Lawyers, Guns and Money"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Send Dorsey, Zuck and Guthrie"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Dorsey -- Jack Dorsey is Chief Executive Officer/Censor at Twitter ... Guthrie -- Savannah Guthrie was the wholly immoderate "Moderator" of Trump's Townhall Inquisition .... Georgie -- George Stepan-alphabet was the designated T-Ball pitcher for Joe Biden's Assisted Living-hall "debate" ...... As for Zuck, I'm not sure who that zucker is, I've just heard the name Zuckerberg mentioned occasionally on the Internet
We were shaking down Ukrainians
The way we always do
How was I to know
We'd hook the Russians too

He was a screw up with his laptop
It put campaign at risk
Get Dorsey, Zuck and Guthrie
Steve, put a lid on this

I'm unscrupulous Swamp dweller
Somehow I got exposed
By the last honest paper
This emperor has no clothes
Yes, I aint got no clothes
Well, I aint got no clothes

Now I'm hiding in my basement
I'm a sun downing man
Get Lemon, Zuck and Georgie
The s&*t has hit the fan

Get Dorsey, George and Zuckie (Huh)
Send lawyers, Zuck and Guthrie
Get networks, tweets and Zuckie
Get Georgie, Zuck and money

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Patrick - October 20, 2020 - Report this comment
One of my brother's favorite songs. Has anyone ever caught the Russians or Ukrainians altering a ballot or hacking a vote count? Running ads on Facebook is not illegal. Has anyone's ad changed a single vote, either this year or 2016? The news media promoted Trump the first time around, after all the celebrity talk shows has encouraged him to run.

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