Song Parodies -> "This Sad Old Party!"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Have A Party"

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Original Performer:

"This Sad Old Party!"

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The Lyrics

A new online poll shows Republicans are angrier than Democrats. This is news?

Mikey Huckabee
Is down on bended knee
He's preachin' and-a prayin' for a new theocracy!

This sad old party!
Whoooooo!
This sad old party!

The demographics show it's
Bound to go, kiss the
Grand Old Party goodbye!

The Palestinian State
Il Papa doesn't hate--
You'll never hear it mentioned in a GOP debate!

This sad old party!
Whooooo!
This sad old party!

The Middle East is blown, Bush
Must atone, kiss the
Grand Old Party goodbye!

Fox and CNN
Are hostin' once again,
They gotta figure out a way to keep it under ten!

This sad old party!
Whoooooo!
This sad old party!

There's candidates galore, in-
Vite some more, it's, uh,
Overcrowded tonight!

Christie, Ted and Trump,
They're thumpin' on the stump,
They're flingin' accusations Marco's takin' in the rump!

This sad old party!
Whoooooo!
This sad old party!

That Cuban cutie face has
Lost the race, kiss the
Grand Old Party goodbye!

To complement the guys,
Here's Carly spinnin' lies--
Her time at Hewlett-Packard really makes her qualified!

This sad old party!
Whooooo!
This sad old party!

When Fiorina speaks, let's
Take a leak, she's the
CEO of Not Right!

The black folks every day,
Hispanics and the gays,
They're signin' up as Democrats, and don't get turned away!

This sad old party!
Whoooooo!
This sad old party!

The demographics show it's
Time to go, kiss the
Grand Old Party goodbye!

Kiss the
Grand Old Party goodbye!

©Bob "Ironical Fray" Gomez 2016

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