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Original Song Title:

"Christmas Time Is Here"

Original Performer:

Vince Guaraldi Trio

Parody Song Title:

"Sickness Time Is Here"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Tis the season of giving...germs, that is.

Sickness time is here
Viral germs I fear
At the mall, don't touch the wall
Don't get too cozy with cashiers

Microbes everywhere
Coughing in the air
Oh those slimes, their social crimes
Spread all those germs to share

Farewells in the air
Please don't kiss me there
Have you tried the germicide
And here's a mask to wear

Sickness time is here
Happens every year
Oh that we could have vaccines
To keep our airways clear
Oh help me be virus free
I fear it through the year...


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Old Man Ribber - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
H1N1, you Blockhead! ;D
TJC - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, blackjack, and I have been pretty sickly in the past few months. Stomach flu in September, Hepatitis B in October, a sinus infection and bad cold in November, and a diagnosis of Benign Hypermobility Syndrome this month, on top of the Brainerd Diarrhea and family histories of heart and lung problems, diabetes and bowel disease. What could be next? I'm not sure, but I hope things get better. Your platelet count in your Dr. Andria-ordered blood test is 555.
Christie Marie M - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Last year I was sick with a cold during Christmas season. I'm so glad I'm healthy this year. The OS is kind of sad, but you made it sound hilarious! Here's 5 Hand Sanitizers, 5 Lysol Sprays, and 5 Face Masks to keep from being sick!
Timmy1000 - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I see lots of hand sanitizers around in public places. Hopefully, they're being used.
Fiddlegirl - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Despite the precautions, I seem to have come down with a case of the giggles... ;) Merry Christmas, BJ21!!
snowDIVA - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I have always admired/enjoyed Vince's Trio; I find it relaxing to hear his piano jazz renditions of Christmas Musica ! Thank you , Sir !
blackjack21 - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
OMR: Good grief! Thanks. ;-)

TJC: Sounds like the virus of the future, thanks.

Andria: Hope things get better too, thanks for v/c.

Christie: Stay healthy, thanks.

Timmy: Me too, hope you liked the parody too. ;-)

FG: Giggle away, fair maiden. ;-) Thanks and Merry Christmas to you!

snowDIVA: Vince is one cool cat, you're welcome and thanks for making the gig.

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