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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Time is Here?"
Original Song Title:
"Christmas Time is Here"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Vince Guaraldi
Parody Song Title:
"Christmas Time is Here?"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
Christmas time is here
Earlier each year
Red and green on Halloween
Is killing all my cheer
Bones and candy canes
Fill the shopping lanes
Plastic elves are on the shelves
Right next to zombie brains
Ghosts and goblins play
There in Santa's sleigh
Skeletons all think it's fun
To join in reindeer games
Witches say hello
'Neath the mistletoe
Graveyard dead with severed heads
Go dashing through the snow
Vampires will bite
Reindeer neck tonight
Wolfman gnaws on Santa Claus
It's quite a Christmas fright
If this crazy scene
Makes you want to scream
For today just smile and say
"A Merry Christoween"
Earlier each year
Red and green on Halloween
Is killing all my cheer
Bones and candy canes
Fill the shopping lanes
Plastic elves are on the shelves
Right next to zombie brains
Ghosts and goblins play
There in Santa's sleigh
Skeletons all think it's fun
To join in reindeer games
Witches say hello
'Neath the mistletoe
Graveyard dead with severed heads
Go dashing through the snow
Vampires will bite
Reindeer neck tonight
Wolfman gnaws on Santa Claus
It's quite a Christmas fright
If this crazy scene
Makes you want to scream
For today just smile and say
"A Merry Christoween"
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Great lyrics and very funny - 5's.
And how 'bout those all-year Christmas stores?
Thanks 2Eagle, John. Merry Christoween!
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