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Song Parodies -> "Teen Staker"

Original Song Title:

"Green Acres"

Original Performer:

Vic Mizzy (composer)

Parody Song Title:

"Teen Staker"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

Buffy Rebuff
(A) Teen staker, I am gratefully
Harm givin’ on prime time TV --
Landed a stout role, star with pride,
(And) Keep combattin’ a sinister vampire tide.

Now, Orkin™ called the other day,
Cried urgently “Come help us spray!”
I cussed and swore when they vowed to
"Star you in movies ’bout hittin’ live vermin," too.

Bug ad!?!
That’s bad?
No way!
We’ll pay!

We need you skill!
I am no shill!
Teen staker, you’re unfair!

© Stan Hall (Parenthetical lyrics above are included only syntactical enhancers and, if sung at all, should be rendered as acciaccature to the words they prefix.) :-)

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Stan Hall - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry, folks ... this one is identical to today's other same-titled parody, either a glitchy double-roboposting by or an accidental repost by yours truly. If you;ve comments' you can blast either, I s'pose. :-) SH.
Meriadoc - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmmm... Buffy? That was that girl on Family Affair right? She was a vampire? (I told you I was a TV neophyte...) ;-)
Stan Hall - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Mercí, Merry. Never mind those boob-tube Buffies; the once and future best Buffy has got to be St. Marie. :-)
littleCupCakes - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for hearing about Buffy St Marie!!!
alvin - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
never saw the buffy show but enjoyed the parody

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