Draco Malfoy always reminds me of what Richard Milhouse Nixon was probably like as a kid.

Well, I did not see this coming....two in a row? Great stuff! Although I think you misspelled "hairy potter convention", I go to that thing every year and it's nothing like this song implies

Rex, you kept all of OS verse 1! --- Really!? I'm disappointed.

this is poorly conceived and written, plus what Agrimorfee said.

Hi "Frank". Haven't seen you around before. Are you a regular contributor to the site, or did you just happen by and decide to offer your expert criticisms? I only ask because if we don't know who you are, there's no way to evaluate whether your opinion is worthy of respect or should be discarded as anonymous jealous little boy tantrum BS (that's a thing we get a lot of around here). Feel free to elaborate, I know I for one am genuinely interested.

2LD4U - Now I want to write a skit with the Nixons as the Malfoys. Thanks! Claude - Thanks! Perhaps you can post photos from your hairy potter conven -- on second thought, never mind. Agrimorfee - Funny how what I see as a strength of this parody you see as a disappointment. Just picture a small group of carolers starting to sing this at a Harry Potter con, and people wonder, "why are they singing the Addams Family theme"? And then... Frank - I had no idea an actual Malfoy would show up to comment on my parody. Claude - I dub the Sir Prez, Member of the Order of AmIRight, Keeper of the Farce, and Defender of the Parody.

I wasn't aware that one had to be a member here to comment or that an honest comment deserves critical review. Btw, WHO are you? I had to look way down the author list to find your mediocre parodies. I was a fan of John Barry a long time ago, as if it's any of your business. His parodies are awesome, unlike yours or this piece of trash. Btw, any grown man attending a Harry Potter convention is either Gay or a total waste of testosterone.

Hahahaha okay hi Rob nice costume silly

^ whatever you say Nancy-boy