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Song Parodies -> "Genius In Furs"

Original Song Title:

"Venus In Furs"

Original Performer:

Velvet Underground

Parody Song Title:

"Genius In Furs"

Parody Written by:

MarthaDTox

The Lyrics

Slyly highly wily crook so clever
Slipped a worm file in the dark
Forged in hell your server won't detect it
ID hit list
And you're her mark

How she spins her dream like fancies
Wild gardenias in her hair
Ermine furs adorn the ingenius
Seventh heaven awaits her there

Her desires will defeat you
She's the ice queen she knows no fear
In nightmare dreams she will take you
Bitter harvest in a vale of tears

Head to foot in shiny shiny leather
Shiny leather in the dark
She's done you wrong
It's pain that does await you
ID hit list
And you're her mark

Clever endeavouring so precisely
Entering now through your encrypted key
Takes a grip
like a glove it fits so tightly
Feel the hit
Now bleed ID

Her desires will defeat you
She's the ice queen she knows no fear
In nightmare dreams she will take you
Bitter harvest in a vale of tears


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Adagio - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, martha (I was hoping you had music for it) Good read at any rate. : )
Kristof Robertson - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Martha, where ya been? This was sublime poetry. 555
MarthaDTox - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi Adagio.. Thanks for the commenst .. I will look for a link .. it's a great number a perfect marriage of perversely decadent music and lyrics.. Kristof Good to hear from u .. been away from the site v busy with work and family stuff.. I am getting back into it.. must check out some new entries myself!!

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