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Song Parodies -> "Shtup on the Roof"

Original Song Title:

"Up on the Roof"

Original Performer:

Various (see note)

Parody Song Title:

"Shtup on the Roof"

Parody Written by:

John Barry

The Lyrics

Peaked at # 5 in 1963. Later covered as minor Top 100 singles by The Cryan' Shames in 1968 and by Laura Nyro in 1970. By James Taylor as a slower-paced Top 30 pop version in 1979. Also covered as album tracks by co-songwriter Carole King in 1970 [Carole King Writer CD] and by Neil Diamond in 1993 [Neil Diamond Up on the Roof CD].*Greek poetess (620-565 BC), born in Lesbos.
When Sappho's* girls start to fret when I'm down,
And peepin' at them just won't pick up the pace.
We climb to shtup at the top of the stairs,
And then my capsule lifts right into space.
On the roof they get a piece of me.
And soon we are hot and bothered, all three.
Wet me swell two now.

When I come hom', well, it cannot be beat.
I've found a pair who really crave fresh meat (shtup on the roof).
I get a sway from this girl-humpin' crowd.
Who says they don't like boys? But they're discrete.

On the roof's the place to make it grow,
Like a baked knish made with rock-hard dough.
Let's go shtup on the roof (shtup on the roof).

[Inversional interlude]

At night the stars put on a show for three,
And these darlings are happy to share me.

I keep a-gellin' two.

Tight crack jab in the middle of down,
I've found a pair of dykes that trouble poofs (shtup on the roof).
And when I'm jetting these girls where they sound,
They ruminate my shoot—from buccal roof.

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alvin rhodes - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
bad time of year to shtup on the roof...santa might plow into ya..5s
Michael Pacholek - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn, this sounds like one of Johnny D's gems. He may end up suing you! Alvin: As John McLaughlin would say, "Very good, Alvin, a very learned observance!"

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