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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of John McCain"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of Daniel Boone"

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Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of John McCain"

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The Lyrics

In response to Russia’s air strikes in Syria, with early reports that civilian Syrian rebel are being targeted instead of ISIS, Sen. John McCain gave a speech on the Senate floor.
John McCain what a man, what a big man
Made a speech in the Senate
'bout the Russians, he's a-gin' it, yes siree
John McCain, full of ire, hair on fire
Vladimir, he's the master, cleaning up our disaster, Arab Spring

He has kissed Obama on the crack of his ass
For the past seven years or so-oh
He blew his last chance to lead in this dance
His time has come to go

John McCain, what a tool, he's a big fool
Donald Trump, he got tired
So he sat Johnny down and said
"You're Fired!"

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 19

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Dan - October 01, 2015 - Report this comment
McCain-Palin was an equally bad choice. 5s
Lennie and The Vandellas - October 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Johnny Mac .. Johnny .. Oh, Johnny Mac .. Why do you bail Barrack ...... Johnny Mac .. Johnny .. Oh, Johnny Mack .. You never have our back
Lennie and the Vandellas - October 01, 2015 - Report this comment
My arms cast a vote for you .. My lips they sang your praises too .. In return now I'm getting screwed ..Not what you promised to do .. But Obama comes across the aisle .. And out maneuvers you by a mile.
Patrick - October 02, 2015 - Report this comment
I remember a childhood parody of this song which cannot be reproduced on this page. Good analysis of McCain. I'd rather vote for Vlad the Impaler.

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