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Song Parodies -> "Real Rawhide"
Original Song Title:
"Rawhide"
Original Performer:
TV Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"Real Rawhide"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
REAL RAWHIDE
Hem'roids, Hem'roids, Hem'roids
Rode all day with them 'roids,
Hem'roids, Hem'roids, Hem'roids.... Rawhide!
Just for such occasion,
I keep the preparation,
Here in a holster by my side
Ain't a lotta' glory
In a suppository,
But sometimes you must swallow your pride
Grab the box, take 'em out
Hold 'em up, peel 'em off
Pick it up, slick it up, Rawhide!
Poke 'em in, push 'em up
Poke 'em in, push 'em up
Poke 'em in, push 'em up, Rawhide!
Hem'roids, Hem'roids, Hem'roids
Rode all day with them 'roids,
Hem'roids, Hem'roids, Hem'roids.... Rawhide!
Just for such occasion,
I keep the preparation,
Here in a holster by my side
Ain't a lotta' glory
In a suppository,
But sometimes you must swallow your pride
Grab the box, take 'em out
Hold 'em up, peel 'em off
Pick it up, slick it up, Rawhide!
Poke 'em in, push 'em up
Poke 'em in, push 'em up
Poke 'em in, push 'em up, Rawhide!
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Short but meaty, Air. 555 from me..."Ain't a lotta glory in a suppository" was great! And whoever voted 533..come back and explain yourself!
Hilarious! You're lucky the resident coprophobes didn't give you 1s, much less 3s. 5s from me.
Clever rhymes and pacing, good contrast between the macho original and the disconcerting new theme. Even though bodily grossness is not my favorite topic by any means, this still deserves three fives.
LOL !! "Ain't a lotta glory in a suppository" was a funny line for me too...but there were a lot of funny lines! 5's
brilliant concept - minimalist and concise - perfect - 555
Right up my ally, so to speak. Excellent work. 555
Hahahahaha pissed myself laughing when reading this, love those Rawhide parodies. Good onya Airfarcewon, all 5s!!!
Very good :-) Missed this first time around. Surprised it hasn't got piles of votes...
I missed it too. Glad you called this one out Phil. This was "pain in the ass" funny.
Reddo-pooter, butts-a-flame,
Just stick it up your ass for pain
Reddo-pooter, reddo-pooter
Reddo-pooter, butts-a-flame,
Just stick it up your ass for pain
Reddo-pooter, reddo-pooter
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