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Song Parodies -> "F-Word"
Original Song Title:
"Flipper"
Original Performer:
TV Theme
Parody Song Title:
"F-Word"
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
One of the most popular words in the English language. Some comedians would be tongue-tied without it. I don't have cable, so I watch the network that pixilates the breasts on nude statues in art galleries, and bleeps the word "Jap" out of World War II movies.
We call it "F-Word", "F-Word", some find it fright'ning
Too shocking, you see, can't say on TV
If you use "F-Word", you've just committed a blunder
Calling down thunder, from FCC
Everyone learns, at a certain age
Four letter words, to use when in rage
Turning a trick, reacting to fear
Crude, but it's how we got here
Versatile "F-Word", "F-Word", sexy and violent
Ancient and mod, it's force and it's fraud
Without the "F-Word", comedy clubs might go silent
A lot of new films, would sound rather odd
Yes, it's the "F-Word", "F-Word", so rich in meaning
A streak of luck, or you wrecked your truck
If you can't "F-Word", there are now pills to correct it
Help you erect it, stand tall and free
Too shocking, you see, can't say on TV
If you use "F-Word", you've just committed a blunder
Calling down thunder, from FCC
Everyone learns, at a certain age
Four letter words, to use when in rage
Turning a trick, reacting to fear
Crude, but it's how we got here
Versatile "F-Word", "F-Word", sexy and violent
Ancient and mod, it's force and it's fraud
Without the "F-Word", comedy clubs might go silent
A lot of new films, would sound rather odd
Yes, it's the "F-Word", "F-Word", so rich in meaning
A streak of luck, or you wrecked your truck
If you can't "F-Word", there are now pills to correct it
Help you erect it, stand tall and free
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Patrick - For sure. The F-word and its ilk killed one of my favorite genres of jokes and songs....the "you almost said something dirty" song or story! ;D
I'd like to kiss her...but, she won't let me. Maybe because I fell into a pile of sh....aving cream. Security code for this comment "XFU".
F'ing funny.
There are quite a few F words, but I think I know which one you're meaning...
Couldn't remember how the song went, so had to look it up. And memories came flooding back. Nice puns throughout. Although for a moment, I thought the word was 'floccinaucinihilipilification'...
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