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Song Parodies -> "Mister Dead"
Original Song Title:
"Mister Ed"
Original Performer:
TV Show Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"Mister Dead"
Parody Written by:
Rick Cormier
The Lyrics
Usually, If I get an idea for a parody, I will check to see if someone has already written a similar one first. I didn't do that in this case. I didn't check until after I wrote it and, found that Airfarcewon had written one called Mister E.D. In 2005. My apologies to AFW, his parody is here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/tvshowthemesong1.shtml I will have a recording of this shortly.
Hello, I'm Mister Dead
A dork is a dork
Oh yes, by George
But he's no good if he can't get engorged
He can't grow forth
Attain true north
He's the lame old Mister Dead
He's often the source of much remorse
Your saber's a little light with the Force
To hands, solo, she now resorts
Thanks to Mister Dead
People humpety-hump all week
They boink their lives away
But Mister Dead can only leak
He's in no condition to play
Oh, it's good to be hung just like a horse
But if you can't get up for intercourse
The Rabbit wins and you came in fourth
You piss and that's it !!!
I am Mister Dead
A dork is a dork
Oh yes, by George
But he's no good if he can't get engorged
He can't grow forth
Attain true north
He's the lame old Mister Dead
He's often the source of much remorse
Your saber's a little light with the Force
To hands, solo, she now resorts
Thanks to Mister Dead
People humpety-hump all week
They boink their lives away
But Mister Dead can only leak
He's in no condition to play
Oh, it's good to be hung just like a horse
But if you can't get up for intercourse
The Rabbit wins and you came in fourth
You piss and that's it !!!
I am Mister Dead
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A bit less morbid than I was expecting from the title, but still a sad tale. Or absence of "tail".
I enjoyed this Rick, and it's good to see you around again. Especially liked 'Your saber's a little light with the Force' and the 'Hands... Solo' line after it :c]
I'd forgotten all about that ED one...anyway, yours is funnier..
Welcome back with this tour de force, Rick.
What Glen said! That part was especially clever!
Made me laugh! 555!
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