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Song Parodies -> "Danielle Poon"

Original Song Title:

"Daniel Boone"

Original Performer:

TV Show Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Danielle Poon"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Danielle Poon was a ho.
But a good ho
Booted out slutty pedd'lers,
And set all of the settlers free

Danielle Poon gave a glow,
Gave a warm glow
She was lean, short, and curvy
And was built like a woman should be

She could pounce with a bounce
On the chest of a man
Give a squeal as her passion grew
The lustiest, bustiest, sexiest gal
The wild west ever knew

Danielle Poon was a ho,
Yes, a grand ho,
She was sparklin' and radiant,
And did what a lady can - best

Quit the church, Sister Sarah,
And she took sexual thera-py - west

Danielle Poon was a ho,
And a ma-dame
For the fee of a dollar,
She performed with a holler, "Whoopee!"

Danielle Poon, was a ho
What sweet ho..
Just like Gunsmoke's, Miss Kitty
Teased a wee little bitty - for free

What a pieceable pioneer lady was, "Dan"
She could calm rowdy cowboys down
And the ones who stayed up
Later filled her cup
With the clink of a silver sound...

Danielle Poon, was a gal
What a great gal..
Kept saloon doors a' swingin'
And those two hips a' flingin' - around

Danielle Poon, what a doer !
Every guy in town knew her, yes'ree !

But the secret still buried
Is that she was married - to me..
(Sheriff Lee !)

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