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Song Parodies -> "Fappy Together"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Turtles

Parody Song Title:

"Fappy Together"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Imagine Chump and Un, Jong Un
They yank each other day and night
What a sight
For each other they have such lust
They never fight
So fappy together

They get each other up
Large as a dime
They toss each other off with glee
To ease their minds
Imagining the world could be
So very fine
When fappy together

Chump loves to get off that scum
Kim Jong Un
More than his wife
When they jerk each other
It gives them a thrill
That they can’t hide

He and Un, and Un and he
No matter how they tossed the dice
It had to be
The perfect one for he is Un
And Un for he
So fappy together

Chump loves to get off that scum
Kim Jong Un
More than his wife
When they jerk each other
It gives them a thrill
That they can’t hide

He and Un, and Un and he
No matter how they tossed the dice
It had to be
The perfect one for he is Un
And Un for he
So fappy together

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

He and Un, and Un and he
No matter how they tossed the dice
It had to be
The perfect one for he is Un
And Un for he
So fappy together

So fappy together
In any kind of weather
So fappy together
They're fappy together
So fappy together
Fappy together
So fappy together
So fappy together

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eeL deaL - April 03, 2024 - Report this comment
I fap to them both!
Joepheus - April 04, 2024 - Report this comment
What if I were to tell you that I cant remember what I was supposed to tell you, even though they just told me what to tell you a minute ago .. or was it last year .. or was it that time when I beat the s**t out of Corn Pop
eeL deaL (reaL) - April 05, 2024 - Report this comment
eeL almost fapped to Nancy Pelosi ripping up Rump's State of the Union speech while he was giving it, and to that gun manufacturer being sued, etc...
eeL deaL - April 06, 2024 - Report this comment
"tossed the dice" should be replaced with "tossed It off". eeL slacked.
eeL deaL (reaLest) - April 12, 2024 - Report this comment
Bad karma will be generated for anyone posing as eeL and saying awful things.
eeL's slimy wife - April 14, 2024 - Report this comment
The real eeL would never say "death to America". He might say replace the name America because it was named after slaver Amerigo.

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