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Song Parodies -> "Poaching Forever"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Forever"

Original Performer:

Turtles

Parody Song Title:

"Poaching Forever"

Parody Written by:

Eye1zLotto

The Lyrics

Yeh, I'm getting a little tired of the theme too. But here's one about about slobs everywhere that take wild game illegally. This song is for them:
"Poaching Forever"

Imagine me, not you, I do
I'm on your land not day but night, it's only right
To hunt the land you own, without a light
I'm poaching forever

If you should call a cop, don't waste your time
And you say get out of here, you've lost your mind
Imagine my punishment, a puny fine
I'm poaching forever

(chorus) I can't see me ever so legal like you
For all the strife
When I'm out there, baby, with trusty dog Blue
I should get life

Me and Blue, Blue and me
No matter how you post your place, I still hunt free
There's no law that counts, a mockery
I'm poaching forever


(chorus) I can't see me ever so legal like you
For all the strife
When I'm out there, baby, with trusty dog Blue
I should get life


Me and Blue, Blue and me
No matter how you post your place, I still hunt free
There's no law that counts, a mockery
I'm poaching forever


Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba


(chorus) I can't see me ever so legal like you
For all the strife
When I'm out there, baby, with trusty dog Blue
I should get life


I'm poaching forever
I'm on no tether
I'm poaching forever
Hides to make leather
Poaching forever
I'm poaching forever
I'm poaching forever (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)





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Protoplasm - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
The agenda is somewhat parochial (as are all other posts), but the timing and humor is far superior to most that I've seen here in quite some time. Who is this "lotto" person"? This, in my opinion, is perhaps, a great, untapped resource.
Absolutely Write - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice parody. FYI, the original song by The Turtles was "Happy Together".
Johnny D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, this was pretty well done, good job here.
Eye1zlotto - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, Protoplasm....there's plenty more where that came from. Don't know if that's a good or a bad:) Anyway, let's chat! Noiro@hotmail.com
ajhls - January 09, 2011 - Report this comment
is there this song with the music the parody version that I could use for a poaching video?

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