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Song Parodies -> "I Wed My Spouse In San Francisco"
Original Song Title:
"I Left My Heart In San Francisco"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tony Bennett
Parody Song Title:
"I Wed My Spouse In San Francisco"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Mac195 beat me to the punch again. I hope you enjoy this version, Mac.
The loveliness of Paris
Seems somehow sadly gay---
I've been through parts of Rome
That were so extremely gay--
Though I've shopped a bit on Melrose.....
And club-hopped in Greenwich Village.....
I'm more at home
Where there's civil rights for gays......
I wed my spouse
In San Francisco
At City Hall
One day last week;
We rode that little cable car
Right past our favorite bar
And pledged our troth
E-ter-
Nally
On TV--
We paid our fee
To San Francisco
We're Gavin New-
Som's history--
Married and free
We two,
San Francisco;
Our golden buns
We'll shine for thee!
Seems somehow sadly gay---
I've been through parts of Rome
That were so extremely gay--
Though I've shopped a bit on Melrose.....
And club-hopped in Greenwich Village.....
I'm more at home
Where there's civil rights for gays......
I wed my spouse
In San Francisco
At City Hall
One day last week;
We rode that little cable car
Right past our favorite bar
And pledged our troth
E-ter-
Nally
On TV--
We paid our fee
To San Francisco
We're Gavin New-
Som's history--
Married and free
We two,
San Francisco;
Our golden buns
We'll shine for thee!
©Bob MetroHet'roRetrosexual Gomez 2004
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Nice job, Bob! Don't know if you know any of the Red Hot Chili Pepper's songs. I did a similarly themed parody called "By The Way, Gay's OK" a couple days ago. 'Course the "Peppers" are a bit more raucus than Tony Bennett.
Good job.
a worthy anthem
The City By The Bay, hey hey hey! 5's
Funny stuff, Bob. I'm sure this will top Mayor "Any Two-some" Newsom's hit parade.
Gays and lesbians unite!!!! Really good!!!! 5x5x5
As usual, you have your uh, finger on the uh, pulse. You want to try again for Friday,or Sunday?
Not bad, Bob. The part about the golden buns was pretty funny.
Man, this was really gay.
Good parody, but I had to deduct for rhyming "gay" with "gay" and "gays." 5-4-4
That makes it funnier for me. Thanks anyway for all the supportive comments. d;:^)
I'm so moved! I could just cry! That was BEAUTIFUL!!! (*sniff*) I'm so lively and gay (*nudge, nudge*, *wink, wink*!) right now!
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