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Song Parodies -> "I Left My Cart in San Francisco"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I Left My Cart in San Francisco"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Somehow I feel embarrassed by this city in decay
The streets used to be my home and the needles were all free
Now crazies won't leave me alone and all are doin' heroin
Feces in the streets, open defecation on display

I left my cart in San Francisco
My belongings gone in robberies
No real sanctuary as illegals harass me
A foul stench is in the air, homeless despair

Gotta get away from San Francisco
The Mayor won't help this crap city
Political promises won't ever succeed
Left to Brown and Pelosi, thus I leave

Put me on a bus with some Ensure to Nevada, please!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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