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Song Parodies -> "I Left My Gloves in a Cheap Motel Room"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I Left My Gloves in a Cheap Motel Room"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Couldn't help it Dylan!
Business trip back from Milan, needed a place to lay
Met a low class escort along the way
I've been terribly alone and my wife gained some weight
Decided to go crazy with a pierced inked babe

But I left my gloves in a cheap motel room
Italian leather, $200 each
Was so drunk couldn't find where they were
Did she swipe 'em or housekeeping bonus galore? I DO care...

Shoulda booked a five star hotel room *****
Just my laptop, gloves, and me
Btw, has anyone seen my latest iPhone?
Or for that matter my Porsche car keys???

Gotta make a call to Fratelli Orsini!!!

Right away!

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