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Song Parodies -> "Vajazzle's Not My Style"

Original Song Title:

"The Shadow of Your Smile"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"Vajazzle's Not My Style"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

"Vajazzle" was a word
I did
Not know;

Until I heard it on
The Late
Late show.

Looking for a gift
For Moth-
Er's Day;

Came across this ad
Last Sat-

It's offered at half price;
I had
To go.

I googled it and got
Of hos.

Now when I look at your thing--
All those crystals glit-
I will see Swarovski bling:

Vajazzle on your 'gine.

(Gargling solo)

Sex is somewhat chal-
Abstinence is my new thing;
'Cuz I feel my member sting:

Vajazzle's not my style.
┬ęBob Gomez 2013

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John Barry - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks for the lesson.
Old Man Ribber - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Bob - Nor mine...but your parodies certainly are! ;D
Wendy Christopher - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Some parts of a lady were never meant to be done up like a Christmas tree.. a masterful dissection of a truly weird trend - 555 :^)
Bob Gomez - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. It's my new fave word. "Honey, this soup is absolutely vajazzling!"

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