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Song Parodies -> "For Runts In My Life"

Original Song Title:

"For Once In My Life"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"For Runts In My Life"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Four runts in my life,
Plus three more, if you're countin'
Seven in all, do the math

These runts in my life,
Seven dwarfs, climb a mountain
And work in the mine, up the path

Short runts on my heels
Stubby hands, chubby fingers
I do their housework,
Like a spouse, I work
They ogle me, each jerk

I'm sung to by birds
With their beaks kinda' squeaky
They think I'm a ho to these dwarfs
Who are freaky..
With runts in my life,
Feel stuck, for eternity..

But then, an old hag
Offers me a red apple
Munch one juicy bite, wash it down
With some Snapple..
Fall into deep sleep,
Dreamin' no one here needs me

More dreams make it clear
Mirror snitched to the Queenie
She was the hag, poisoned apple,
That meanie..
Those runts in my life,
Now stand guard, but can't wake me

And then, comes along - handsome Prince
Likes my A cup
Slips me the tongue, what a kiss
Makes me wake up..
Gone, runts in my life,
With my Prince, live happily

No more runts in my life
All those dwarfs are history..
Film casting for my version: The prince played by Prince....Snow White played by Lindsay Lohan, (She's familiar with white snow)....Doc played by Doctor Phil....Grumpy played by John Boehner....Happy played by Adam Sandler, (because he was Happy Gilmore)....Sleepy played by Joe Biden....Bashful played by Medal of Honor winner, Clint Romesha....and last, but not least, Dopey played by Lance Armstrong

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

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John Barry - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm casting my votes for your casting and title.
Wendy Christopher - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Lol, the Jeremy Kyle version of Snow White - I love it! (And no, that's perfectly alright, you can keep him. For as long as you like.) Inspired idea, beautifully executed - definitely worth a 555 :^)
Barry J. Mitchel - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
"For" in title should be "Four" but 555! I thought you parented quadruplets. ;^)
Old Man Ribber - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
AFW - This "dwarfs" all of today's parodies in comparison. ;D
AFW - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, John...and Wendy...and one time I had the term, "For runts, etc." in the body of the parody, but I guess it was removed in rewrite...and thanks, OMR
John Lomain - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
DKTOS and I'm sleepy, but I won't be bashful about giving this 5's
AFW - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, John L

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