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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Bee Around"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Around"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Bee Around"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I Wanna Bee Around
To sting my wife's ass off
Her weight's gettin' on my nerves
Too fat, where she should have curves,
Oh, yeah..

Some Honey Bee's cuz, a Bumble with fuzz,
To gen'rously buzz, my gal
Reminders to learn
To burn off those cal-ories,
I'm beggin' please...

I mean, I Wanna Bee Around,
And all of his buddies,
To punch up the will she lacks,
Make choc'late and pizza snacks
decline..

One little quick reminder, when she takes a bite
The choices are a payback for her cellulite
Or a tightly sculptured butt,
And abs, like mine..

Yes, I Wanna Bee Around
Some strong Yellow Jacket,
The specie that's fast and young
So she'll have a sharply stung,
Behind....

This, maybe will remind her, when she takes a bite
Her choices are a payback for the cellulite,
Or a tightly sculptured butt,
And abs, like mine....

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alvin rhodes - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
quirky...i like it
John Barry - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I went apiary over it.
AFW - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and John
TJC - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Fine wordplay! Hives!
AFW - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
And thanks, TJC

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