Song Parodies -> "I Lost My Arm To Roman Candle"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart In San Francisco"

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Original Performer:

"I Lost My Arm To Roman Candle"

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The Lyrics

Indepence Day: With out the Aliens

The brand new case of rockets
I bought them illegally
To see them all explode
It's Independence Day
It's been boring in my home
A barbeque with grandparents
So I'm launching them
Wow they're pretty
Dodge the flames!!!

I lost my arm to Roman Candle
Flies from the hill
It clobbers me
Two degree there it really burns
Ow! That kinda smarts!!!
The warning smog
May fill the air
Sizzling hair

My arm aches there by Roman Candle
Sparklers were
Way too dinky
When I come home
I'm screwed
"ROMAN CANDLE?!!!!"
Hell's flaming pits
Is what
I'll see

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alvin rhodes - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

explosively funny..hope your arm didn't end up in someone's salad...5s

Royce Miller - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

funny and well done

Paul Robinson - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Boy, fingers in food and arms in the air...hmmm...I see alvin noticed the same phenomenon in today's entries...OH..and looks like I have to echo Royce's comment, too...it IS funny and nicely done...5's ~ ~ ~

Rick C - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Nice display!

Alex Morris - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Don't go out with a bang. 5s.

Phil Alexander - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Super, Matthias - you've really been on a roll recently, haven't you?

Johnny D - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

WWTBD? (What Would Tony Bennett Do?) He'd give you FIVES!

Matthias - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Wow look at the colors... Aqua Alvin, Red Royce, Puce Paul, Rose Ricky, Avacado Alex, Polka Dot Phil, and Johnny D-ark Blue!!! Ooooohhh, Ahhhh...

Adagio - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Well done.

Red Ant - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Not familiar with TOS so I'll trust the 12 votes before me on pacing. Roman candles are perfectly safe, provided you don't shoot a ball into a dry brush pile or try to make your own as I once did. ;-)

Scathe - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Interesting twist on the OS. "Sizzling hair" made me chuckle.

Agrimorfee - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

(cLASSIC TOURNEY) Hey man, nice shot.

Jeff Reuben - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Classic: Nice, did you find the arm, or is it still Roman around somewhere =)

Larry - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Classic: Really funny.

Johnny D - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment

(Classic) Still a cleverly twisted twist on the original song!

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