What Did You Learn in School Today? (2014 Update)

(Sung to "What did you learn in School Today" Words and Music by Tom Paxton / As performed by Pete Seeger)

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
I learned that Steroids will gain you a bye.
I learned that you shouldn't wonder why.
I learned that if you juice you can fly very high...
But Gambling will gain you a stick in the eye.
That's what I learned in school today.
That's what I learned in school.

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
I learned that leaders can be autocratic.
I learned that EBT funds are automatic.
I learned that governance can be very static.
I learned why the masses vote Democratic.
That's what I learned in school today.
That's what I learned in school.

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
I learned that government is a game you can't win.
Because we elect the same fools again and again.
Our leaders are the finest men?
Where's my emetic version of Phen-Phen?
That's what I learned in school today.
That's what I learned in school.

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
I learned that the POTUS sees us as helot slaves.
as he betrays what our ancestors gave...
He's nothing better than a hack and a knave
as he drives our republic into its grave....
That's what I learned in school today.
That's what I learned in school