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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Mine, So Screw You"

Original Song Title:

"My Dog's Bigger Than Your Dog"

Original Performer:

Tom Paxton

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got Mine, So Screw You"

Parody Written by:

Bob Konigsberg

The Lyrics

In tough times like these, we need to offer sympathy for those who are troubled and struggling. This does NOT do that.
The mortgage crisis was a mess, foreclosures everywhere
I got my loan reduced a lot, now you pay YOUR fair share.

Chorus:
I’ve got mine so screw you. I’ve got mine, I win!
I’ll struggle with the rest of you until my ship comes in.

Unemployment’s everywhere, I lost my job, like you.
I got one of those new green jobs. So whatsa matta you?

(chorus)

Bernie Madoff scammed for billions, ruined many lives.
I was early in and early out I gave the man High-Fives.

(chorus)

Oil spills and chemical leaks Have made the world a mess,
But since I clean up toxic waste It’s really for the best.

(chorus)

Those of faith don’t all agree on what God’s words foretell
I know I’ve got salvation So you can go to hell.

(chorus)

The lottery’s a tax they say on those who’re bad at math
Last week I won 100 Mil, so I’ve got the last laugh.

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Troper - May 21, 2010 - Report this comment
The singer is what is known as a "Karma Houdini" on the tvtropes.org site...

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