Whiffy, you're so whiffy my head is spinning
A miasma that never ends
And it's you girl makin' me cringe
You're so f*ckin' whiffy

First time that I saw you girl, I knew that I just had to make You mine
But it's so hard to talk to you your armpits are so fetid all the time
I want you for my sweet pet ,but I can't get past your rank sweat
Your body odor constitutes a crime

Whiffy, you're so whiffy my head is spinning
A miasma that never ends
And it's You girl makin' me cringe
You're so f*ckin' whiffy

I finally got to talk to you but only while you were down wind of me
But when you get up close to me your BO could strip paint, I'd guarentee
Girl your personal hygiene's scant, you need some strong deodorant
Here, take this can of 'Right Guard', it's on me

Whiffy, you're so whiffy my head is spinning
A miasma that never ends
And it's You girl makin' me cringe
You're so f*ckin' whiffy
my head is spinning
A miasma that never ends
And it's You girl makin' me cringe
You're so f*ckin' whiffy
You're so f*ckin' whiffy