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Song Parodies -> "Sheila"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Tommy Roe

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

Sometimes it takes more than a whisper in the ear to make a fella feel all funny inside.
Poor little Sheila, she works as a peeler
In some third-rate Vegas dives.
Lost her stake at Keno in a strip casino
Now she strips for lechers’ fives.

Sheila’s so elastic! Her ecdysiastic
Routine’s the best by far.
Watching her disrobing, I want to be probing
What her other talents are.

Sometimes Sheila finishes her dance
Then flirts with me and I think I have a chance!
But then I see her treat other guys the same
And realize she’s just a workin’ dame.

Sheila says she loves me, and were I naiver,
I’d say I loved her, too.
But this schemin’ honey only wants my money
Still, that needn’t mean we’re through.

So when Sheila plops down next to me
I say I’ll pay if you’ll give some sex to me.
Since she sees that I’m wise to her scam
She shrugs and says “So you know what I am.”

“Twenty in my G-string’ll buy that ‘on my knees thing’”
She says lookin’ kinda coy
I say “that’s a deal” Ah! Then the lovely Shelia
Makes me one contented boy.

© Stan Hall

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alvin - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...i'll never hear the OS the same way again...especially liked the "g string / on my knees" thing....stick these fives in your waistband
unknownVoter - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
this starts out really nice & frisky ; but then heads south . . .
Meriadoc - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Scary - I have a friend, who, back at the age of ten, used to sing this constantly in an affected little voice. Maybe now I can get her to sing this version in the same voice. Funny.
Peregrin - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Heh heh, enjoyed :)

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