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Original Song Title:

"Oh Sweet Pea"

Original Performer:

Tommy Roe

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The Lyrics

This song got stuck in the head of my friend Charlie for a couple days. He told me about it and it stayed in my head for a week. This was the only way to exorcise it.
Woe is me
I'm sorry as can be.
Oh don't ya don't ya don't ya do like me.
Woe is me
I'm deep in doo for sure.
I think I think I think you would concur

Got in a hoochie's pants the o-other night
I didn't wear a condom
Guess that wasn't too bright.
A couple weeks later
It alarms me to see
My doodle's dripping discharge
And it burns when I pee.

Woe is me
Looks like an STD
Has got has got has got has gotten me-e-e.
Woe is me
I got the clap for sure
I hope I hope I hope I can be cu-u-ured.

Went to my physician
Who made me drop my pants
He made his diagnosis
After only one glance
He said " looks like go-no-rrhea to me".
"Gonna have to treat it"

Woe is me
Seems ce-lib-a-cy
Is what is what is what's in store for me-e-e-e.
Woe is me
When I confess to her
My wife a knife to me will take for su-u-u-ure.

When I broke the news to her
We had quite a brawl
Begging her forgiveness
To her on my knees crawled
She went to see her lawyer
The very next day
To figure out just how much
Al-i-mony I'll pay.

Woe is me
I'll get scewed properly
She'll get awarded all our property-y-y
Woe is me
It looks like poverty
Is the state in which you will find me-e-e.

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TJC - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny, Ann... nice to see a cautionary parody that's 'dripping' with something other than sarcasm!
AFW - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
STD..Simply Deny Temptation...Great parody work
Michael Pacholek - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Hopefully, I'm gonnarrhead more good parodies from you.
Tommy Turtle - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
No sweet pee for you... Great PSA (Pubic Service Announcement) .. sell it to NIH (Node In Hair; Nope, It's Herpes). TMGLTM on really inane OS -- "My wife a knife to me will take for su-u-u-ure.". 555, and oh for the days when an STD meant penicillin instead of death.
alvin - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
nice way to turn a bubbly bubble gum tune on its it
PMS - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks TJC, AFW , Michael (LOL comment) TT I think you have inspired in me a notion to write a song with initials and acronyms. alvin thanks, I think The-Powers-That-Be (or TPTB) allowed certain obnoxious OS's to be written just so parodists could maul them,
Guy - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
STD? You mean that fuel additive you put in your car to help its performance can make you ill and cause your spouse to divorce you and take you to the cleaners. Whoddu thunk it? No more fuel additive for this kid.

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