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Song Parodies -> "Dressage"
Original Song Title:
"Mirage"
Original Performer:
Tommy James & The Shondells
Parody Song Title:
"Dressage"
Parody Written by:
Jeff in Richmond VA
The Lyrics
$77,000 tax deduction for a flippin' dancing horse???? And everyone is OK with this? What is wrong with you people? If Obama had a circus dog and took a tax deduction, you'd all be calling for his head. HYPOCRITES! This parody goes out to Romney's bleach blonde prissy wife!
See Mitt campaigning as he's shopping for his groceries
(flip-flop) a photo-op
(The) press asks him questions but he'll vanish through the doorway
he won't stop....
Romney took a big deduction
Got himself a tax reduction
All this bulls**t can't go on
Evading his taxation is so wrong
And we won't be seeing Mitt on "The View"
And his lying face is telling me;
yes of course, he's got something to hide
Bought a horse that they don't even ride
(Here, Rafalca!)
Dressage, will you explain to me....
Dressage, how is this therapy??
So we keep talking in the news about his tax forms
Where are they?
He talks of how much he's been giving to the Mormons
and charity....
Now it's all a shock to me
they did all of this legally!
They write off all the hay it eats
Let's send that horse right off to the glue factory!
And we won't be seeing them on "The View"
And their lying faces telling me....
Mitt, of course, he's got plenty to hide
Bought her a horse that she can't even ride
(Here we go again)
Dressage, this sounds like comedy
Dressage, wasting so much money!
What is dressage?.... it's a type of therapy
That is dressage? if you're asking Ann Romney
(flip-flop) a photo-op
(The) press asks him questions but he'll vanish through the doorway
he won't stop....
Romney took a big deduction
Got himself a tax reduction
All this bulls**t can't go on
Evading his taxation is so wrong
And we won't be seeing Mitt on "The View"
And his lying face is telling me;
yes of course, he's got something to hide
Bought a horse that they don't even ride
(Here, Rafalca!)
Dressage, will you explain to me....
Dressage, how is this therapy??
So we keep talking in the news about his tax forms
Where are they?
He talks of how much he's been giving to the Mormons
and charity....
Now it's all a shock to me
they did all of this legally!
They write off all the hay it eats
Let's send that horse right off to the glue factory!
And we won't be seeing them on "The View"
And their lying faces telling me....
Mitt, of course, he's got plenty to hide
Bought her a horse that she can't even ride
(Here we go again)
Dressage, this sounds like comedy
Dressage, wasting so much money!
What is dressage?.... it's a type of therapy
That is dressage? if you're asking Ann Romney
Therapy, shmerapy.....that horse is just another toy for the rich Romneys.....and the Presidency is the ultimate toy they want to top it all off.
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Until Turbo Tax Timmy and that fat bloodsucking two-faced Moochelle 0'Commie First Leech of yours who's never earned a legitimate dollar in her life are finally sacrificed, you commie fascist parasites going after the Romneys don't have a leg to stand on, hypocrite. We real Americans care about what politicians do with OUR money, not their own.
"Bought a horse that they don't even ride" - funny line. :)
It's their money, if they have it, they can do whatever they want with it. Obama, on the other hand, spends taxpayer dollars on a dog trainer, to the tune of $115k a year. I don't even like dogs, I sure as hell don't want to pay for his mangy mutt.
I'm positive Jeff isn't a hypocrite and was just as angry when it was revealed that Massachusets residents John Kerry and his dim-bulb wife Teresa Heinz (of the Heinz family fortune, who Kerry married just to fund his political career) bought and docked a 7 million dollar yacht in Rhode Island to save 500,000 dollars in taxes. Or Timmy Geithner and Charlie Rangel's tax histories. A hypocrite would say, "huh, what?. 5 for pacing and 3's for the glue factory crack.
Ah.....the sign of a great political parody: When the Republican Goons get all bent out of shape and start leaving nasty comments and low scores because the parody hits them in their sore spot. Maybe if Romney gets elected, lee Harvey Oswald has a grandson???
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