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Song Parodies -> "Kristel’s Nude Persuasion"

Original Song Title:

"Crystal Blue Persuasion"

Original Performer:

Tommy James And The Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"Kristel’s Nude Persuasion"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Sylvia Kristel, star of the 'Emmanuelle' movies, has died, as outlined in this article. May she finally lay in peace (that is, on her own).

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Look! Oh yeah, ponder: butts in blue scenes
This son is a-risin' - moist cleft on the screen
A phalanx is comin' (debuted) fluids exchangin’
Plainly beautiful, (lewd mood) Kristel’s nude persuasion

Get off those threadies, gonna see delights
Love, slow and then faster (blued hewed) all in plain sight
A featured script schtup now (crude viewed?) some scenes: was confined
Your nook is extolled (nookie is sold) and open’s your ‘hind

Kristel’s nude prostration, mmm-mmm
Stitched up my fixation
Kristel’s nude persuasion, Kristel’s...
Nude persuasion

‘Made’ by Emmanuelle – then she’s renowned
On celluloid screenfield (manfood) goes up and goes down
Typecast for certain - genre causation
Bare bits seemed so good, causing wood
Kristal’s pudes temptation, yeah

Kristel’s rude vocation, ah ah
Kristel viewed: ovation, ah ah
Kristel’s blue cinesation!

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Michael Pacholek - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't know how you got this past the censor's little blue pencil -- and I don't want to know how you did your research. Probably NOT on an e-manual.
AFW - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Explicitly witty
Meriadoc - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael and AFW. Pretty much everything seems to slide thru the censor these days. And I am pretty certain I know exactly how Pip did HIS research... ;)
Lifeliver - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Triple 555s are better than triple Xs, huh? I vaguely recalled OS and had to refresh. I preferred this band's bluesy numbers to their pseudo psychedelic efforts. Timely theme and great imagination in the wordplay as usual: 'nude prostration stitched up my fixation', and the variations in the outro stood out for me. I never actually saw those movies, being a virtual newlywed at the time, not that that would stop some people ...
Tommy Creams At The Bombshells - October 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I didn't get the connection from the title, having been so long ago, and missed her obit. After all those acts of unprotected sex, she dies at 50 from heavy cigarette smoking. Just goes to show you which is *really* riskier. (YHS doesn't smoke, and wears his shell until all of the lab test results arrive and show negative. ;)

Huge improvement over TOS, which ICS. (can't stand). The echoed parentheticals and use of punctuation such as the colon (stop snickering!) to enable such great syllable-matching is bringing our styles closer together. (Run, while you still can! ;-D)

All lines good, but "Your nook is extolled (nookie is sold) and open’s your ‘hind" sort of, er, "stuck out" for me. What LL said about *working* to vary the rather repetitive OS (as opposed to many lazy writers here). "Manfood" and "cinesation" were inspired gets, and AFAIK, this makes yours the third parody to use "pude(enda)", the other two being

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1427.shtml
which Pip enjoyed for the geographical revelations, at least, and

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/donmclean148.shtml
  upon which you've both already kindly commented, but mention for the above use, and because it was only the second song by the FG-TT team, posted the day after the first dip of toe in the water, then FG sends me this half-finished (and half-a$$ed, as described in the parody) APie, and could I please finish it in the next couple of hours or so? Oh, sure .... Women and all of their demands.... :)

(side note: any other writer/team do AP on their second post? FG did a solo of it on her *seventh*, which is the earliest YHS has seen, muchly impressing moi and tripping the eye for new talent.)

Almost forgot: 555 for all of your hard Em-manual labor! (a labor of love, indeed!)
Peregrin - October 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank you all, for your kind comments. Michael, let's just say "I am familiar" with the subject matter...
John Jenkins - October 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Very clever. substitutions

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