My neighbor does the Bacon Panky
My neighbor does the Bacon Panky
My neighbor does the Bacon Panky
My neighbor does the Bacon Panky
My neighbor does the Bacon Panky

My neighbor does some bacon shakin'
My neighbor does some bacon shakin'
My neighbor does some bacon shakin'
My neighbor does some bacon shakin'
My neighbor does some bacon shakin'

I saw him walking down to the pen (Yeah!)
You know I needed just a word with my friend
A funny little ruckus thought, "What's the deal?"
Then I saw what made that piggy squeal
I can't unsee it; never will unsee it

My neighbor does the Bacon Maker
My neighbor does the Bacon Maker
My neighbor does the Bacon Maker
My neighbor does the Bacon Maker
My neighbor does the Bacon Maker

We started talking 'bout his state of mind (Yeah!)
You know his perversions have now turned porcine
You really need to back off 'fore you're in too deep
Hey neighbor just go back to sheep
You're gonna lose it, really gonna lose it

My neighbor's doing bacon shankin'
My neighbor's doing bacon shankin'
My neighbor's doing bacon shankin'
My neighbor's doing bacon shankin'
My neighbor's doing bacon shankin'

My neighbor's doing the Bacon Panky
My neighbor's doing some bacon shakin'
My neighbor's doing the Bacon Maker ...