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Song Parodies -> "Braggin Online"

Original Song Title:

"Draggin the Line"

Original Performer:

Tommy James and the Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"Braggin Online"

Parody Written by:

Fiddlegirl

The Lyrics

Please note: This song has no relevance whatsoever to any readers of this site. All parodists are- without question- profoundly insightful, unfailingly witty, and devastatingly gorgeous. Am I Right? ;)
Dull personality thrown away
Pump up my shtick, pad my resume,
Morph into someone special who really shines

Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)

Anonymity empowers
Star in random chats for hours
Witty, erudite, and so refined

Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)

I’m divine! On everyone’s “party” line
A-Lister all the time, my life on Cloud Nine

Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)

Always younger, smarter, thinner
Friends with every Oscar winner
From this year back to 1969

Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)

Mensa-signed; IQ of 3-0-9
Crosswords in record time; Genius of Einstein

Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)…

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Guy - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Baggin' ya fives (Baggin' ya fives)

This is a cute one Fiddlegirl - I like it lots. Now here, go and brag some about the 5's I gave you.
Andy Primus - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
What! Are you saying that we shouldn't believe everything that is typed? So TT's not really a turtle?
Mark Scotti - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny one, Fiddlegirl, and there's MUCH to brag about, starting with getting fives for another great effort!
Old Man Ribber - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Great idea and as usual delivered with fun! If this isn't really you, please don't ruin my illusions! lol ;D
AFW - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Good brag in the bag
Medemia - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I would have done it so much better. Let me brag about my creative skills and superior intellect! I would have... I could have... I got nothing. Good job.
Fiddlegirl - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all, for v/c! (muah!)

@ Andy Primus-- nono, that part really is true... ;)
Match.comical - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Jay Leno: "I ordered my Thanksgiving turkey from Match.com. What a bargain! When it arrived at the door, it weighed 25 lbs. more than the ad said!"
Guy - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
@Match.comical - Pa-dum-dump tssssssch! Good comment - It made me LOL after I thought about it for a minute.
@e-Disharmony - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Hahahahaaaaa... Internet dating-- not for the faint of heart, is it? (Been there, done that, got the t-shirt...) :)
alvin - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
my fave of the day
Timmy1000 - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Interesting sentiment in this one. I liked this one.
Fiddlegirl - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin :D

Timmy1000- Have you noticed that a great number of people seem to be much better online than in reality? Not us on AIR, of course, who are practically perfect in every way!
YahoOMG! Personals - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Let me guess: when they sent you the t-shirt, it was two sizes too small, 'cuz they selected it based it on your ad, right? :)

Was too busy quoting Leno to leave an original comment: Hate TOS; great title switch and send-up of what the perception of anonymity does to people's behavior. Like posting goofy comments.....
Actual Study by Ph. Ds - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
... showed that based on data gathered from personal ads, the daters were, on the average, taller, slimmer, smarter, and more affluent than their peer group in general. Wouldn't you think that those are the people who are least likely to need dating services?
@Yahoo - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Hahaha!!!! Actually, mine was honest. Why not? You want people to like you for who you are, right? Besides, I truly AM practically perfect in every way...
@Phil Osofee - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Indeed, indeed!
Match.CON - August 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Diogenes, put down your lantern! :)

Apparently, "you" (editorial you) want them to like you for the false persona you paint, apparently for the fun of watching their jaws drop, or even more "fun", watching them struggle to conceal their shock, when you meet. Or engage in your own fantasy-romance online while continually finding excuses not to meet. Or....

Glad you added "practically". One glaring fault is that inferiority complex. Ya gotta work on that....
@Match.CON - August 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Had to look up Diogenes... our exchanges are always so en-light-ening :)

"One glaring fault is that inferiority complex. Ya gotta work on that....": I am. I get very good advice from my ttherapistt.
Rex - August 08, 2009 - Report this comment
What??!! You mean you can *lie* online? Holy cow, I have some work to do. Oh, and marvelous parody too.
blackjack21 - August 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I've been braggin' so fine about what a good parodist you are. And that's no lie, I must say. :-D
Fiddlegirl - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Rex, I'm sure you don't have to lie! :)
thx, BJ21-- glad you had fun in Vegas, but perhaps even more glad that you're back!

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