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Song Parodies -> "Blitzen and Rover"
Original Song Title:
"Crimson and Clover"
Original Performer:
Tommy James and the Shondells
Parody Song Title:
"Blitzen and Rover"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Monkeys
The Lyrics
Ahh
Once when Santa came over
I was shocked to dis-co-ver
Blitzen with Rover
Aaugh!
Well I said, Santa, your chauffeur
Has got a thing for my Schnozer
Blitzen and Rover
Stop them, you hoser!
Yeah
(Fa la la la la la)
Well this was his answer:
(Fa la la la la la)
Hey buddy, me and your hamster
(Fa la la la la la)
We get jolly with Prancer
(Fa la la la la la)
Blitzen and Rover
(Fa la la la la la)
In your Land Rover
[Gobsmacked:]
Blitzen did Rover
Over and over
Blitzen did Rover
Over and over
Blitzen did Rover
Over and over
[Repeat. Over and over.]
Once when Santa came over
I was shocked to dis-co-ver
Blitzen with Rover
Aaugh!
Well I said, Santa, your chauffeur
Has got a thing for my Schnozer
Blitzen and Rover
Stop them, you hoser!
Yeah
(Fa la la la la la)
Well this was his answer:
(Fa la la la la la)
Hey buddy, me and your hamster
(Fa la la la la la)
We get jolly with Prancer
(Fa la la la la la)
Blitzen and Rover
(Fa la la la la la)
In your Land Rover
[Gobsmacked:]
Blitzen did Rover
Over and over
Blitzen did Rover
Over and over
Blitzen did Rover
Over and over
[Repeat. Over and over.]
(c) 2005+ They don't call him Cupid for nothin'
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Oh for crying out loud, now we have the beginnings of a concept album, by pairing this one up with John Barry's "Goat Writhin' In the Sty." What's next, a parody called "Dog Eat (fill in the animal's name)"?
Good idea, Michael. I'd forgotten about "Goat." Kind of an amusing title, I think, in all modesty.
And lo, it is written: let the reindeer lay with the canine...
Well Michael, there might be enough for a concept album sooner than you know, I'll chip in with "Rudolph's doing Dancer" to Snap's "Rhythm is a dancer" over the weekend, it would have been up today but I didn't want two parodies on a friday so I went with "I have a little dreidel" instead. :-)
I'd also like to suggest "A Snakepit Full Of Reindeers" as artist name for the full album posting. Ho! Ho! Ho!
I'd also like to suggest "A Snakepit Full Of Reindeers" as artist name for the full album posting. Ho! Ho! Ho!
As Woody Allen once said, "It is written that the lion will lie down with the lamb but, I'll bet the lamb won't get much sleep." Okay then, great job here, you monkeys!
Me and my big mouth... or big typing fingers...
I guess it became to raunchy and that Chucky had to censor it. Well, there's always whatfreaks. :-)
Thanx, y'all. I'll have to check out "Goat Writhin' in the Sty" - great title. And let me know if "Rudolph's Doing Dancer" ever shows up online. I actually considered submitting this and my last Monkeys one as "A Room Full of Reindeer," but I didn't know if I'd ever reach the magical ten parodies required to prevent permanent obscurity. Then again, maybe permanent obscurity isn't such a bad thing.
www.spaff.com/poesy/blitzen.html
LMFAO!!!!! This wasg reat!!! 555!! Rudolph's Doing Dancer? Hmm lemme see this could be a duet Santa, Rudolph's doinng Prancer Rudoloph's nose light's on his antlers Just like Rover's humpin Blitzen Dasher' jerked off in the sleeeeeeeeiiiigghh
I altered it to "Rudolph's doing Prancer" and spiced a few extra percents since it had to go on whatfreaks anyway: :-)
www.whatfreaks.com/90s/snap0.shtml
www.whatfreaks.com/90s/snap0.shtml
Local Celeb & Peter: Thanx, and sorry I missed your comments. And your parodies. I think.
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