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Song Parodies -> "Six Wide Horses"

Original Song Title:

"Six White Horses"

Original Performer:

Tommy Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Six Wide Horses"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Some folks eat and some folks stuff,
And some folks slim, and some folks puffed
Some folks minnows, and some folks whales
Some folks step up and break the scales..

Goodbye Star,
Six Wide Horses used to take you home
Goodbye Star,
They stapled your tum before your cream cheese's gone..hmm

Some count cals, and some count chins
Some gouge grub and lug their sins
Stick out a belly 'bout three yards around
Sound like thunder when they walk the ground..

Goodbye Marlon,
Six Wide Horses had to haul you home
Goodbye Marlon,
You smooched Larry King, and Man, that was so wrong!..hmm

Kirstie Alley was a king size gal..
Till Jenny Craig made her look swell..
Now, she's welcome to our town..
Before that she broke the sidewalks down..

Goodbye Kirstie,
Six Wide Horses used to take you home
Goodbye Kirstie,
They whittled you down before you snapped your thong..hmm
Goodbye Star, and goodbye Marlon, and goodbye Kirstie..
Glad they whittled you down before you snapped your thong..hmmmm

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Jason - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Can't say I KTOS but it was a fun read.
Jeff Reuben - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this as well (and know the OS). Good read.
alvin - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
a fun parade of fat folks...lol
Invisible Boy - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody has more Chins than Chinatown. Very funny.
2Eagle - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Hugely funny. Now move on to politics and horses' arses.
littleCupCakes - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, loved the lines on ~KC~ I do wish she'd return to TV; she was always great fun!
AFW - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks all, appreciate voting and commenting

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